Why Am I Bleeding?

After years of trying to figure out what exactly to write about and why you should care I said "screw it," poured myself a hefty glass of wine and sat down to write some seriously magical shit. The moment I put fingers to keys my nose started bleeding. Um, what is going on... is this a part of the process? A sign that I shouldn't do this? What have I signed myself up for? I'M LITERALLY BLEEDING! So, as many say but few live in the truth, this blog will be full of blood, sweat, and wine. Maybe your nose bleed reading it. Maybe not. It'd be kind of weird if it did to be honest.